too naive?

so yesterday i met up with my girl friends. one of them was the one i consider as the most naive among others. and we had this kinda weird convo:

she: 'oh so you have that mark too?'
me: 'what mark?'
she: 'that red mark on your upper chest? i thought i was the one who has it.'
me: 'uh-huh. yeah.' *awkward
she: 'but mine's a bit different. mine is white. and they have existed around my boobs for a quiet long time.'
me: 'what??? oh i thought yours were stretch marks. and mine's red.'
other friend: *gave me awkward look* 'oh, yeah theyre stretch marks. the white one.'
me: *speechless*

havent you heard about hickeys?

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