it started when i read the article about the so-called alay queen. the article refered to http://natasyadenaya.tumblr.com/post/177421758 account. she translated the alay queen's notes. i got a good laugh at it. then i looked for another one. suddenly my eyes spotted this post, i read it, i found it really good, so i decided to repost this one. the title is 50 things most guys dont know about girls. then i found some missing parts so i decided to look for better version from http://www.asiafinest.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=80753&st=60
dont blame me for copying, i already mention the source. i dont make it myself. enjoy.
50 THINGS MOST GUYS DONT KNOW ABOUT GIRLS.
1. Girls hate it when guys say perverted things.
2. Girls like to be told that they’re beautiful, rather than hot, pretty, cute, or sexy. It just gives more meaning. (beautiful is beautiful. not cute. not hot either)
3. Girls love to feel special, even though they might not show it.
4. Girls talk about EVERYTHING with their girlfriends. So that means, you’re possibly 90% of their conversation. And believe me, trash talking takes up most of it, unless you’re a Greek god, which you’re not.
5. When girls are online, they want the guy to instant message them first, and they literally burn up inside when they’re not messaged. Of course, when they are messaged, they play it all cool and go “oh, hey” as if they just discovered your message.
8. Girls find it awfully attractive when guys wear just a white t-shirt and jeans and yet they happen to look awesome in it. (correction: white shirt makes them even hotter)
9. Remember. Sense of humor. GIRLS LOVE GUYS WHO CAN MAKE THEM LAUGH.
10. Girls hate guys with bad hygiene. So put on that deodorant and clip those nails!
12. Girls love it when a guy pulls them close by the waist. (correct! correct! waist, not ass!)
13. Girls go crazy when a guy smells good.
14. Girls hate cocky guys.
15. Usually, when a girl is sarcastically mean to you, it means they're attracted to you, but are afraid that they'll be showing too much.
16. A kiss on the hand with the right timing can be a real turn-on. (ooookay..)
17. Girls have a thing for guys who sport blazers with a destroyed tee underneath.
18. Girls have a thing for guys who have messy sex hair.
19. Some girls can think about their crushes for 18+ hours straight. No exaggeration.
20. When a guy says something really sentimental, girls will remember it forever.
21. The smallest gestures, the smallest stares, and the smallest statements could make a girl’s year. No joke. (yea)
22. Girls get embarassed easily, even if guys don’t know what the hell just happened.
23. Girls daydream about their crushes. Like getting married, going on dates, kissing, etc. They just don’t show it. (HAHAHAHAHA!)
24. Girls HATE players.
25. Guys who can sing are a major turn on.
26. Guitarists are sexy.
27. When a girl is upset and wants you to listen, she wants you to listen. Don’t give her advice unless she asks for it. (read this!)
28. When a girl is crying, she feels a lot safer if you pull her close and tell her that everything is going to be alright. (to be with u is something thats matter to me)
29. Girls love it when guys say their name. (major turn on!)
30. Girls don’t like short tempered guys. (mati aja lo!)
31. Sometimes girls just wish that guys would notice when they get a new haircut or if they’re wearing eyeliner.
32. When a girl calls you her loser or her dork, it usually means she's attracted to you.
33. Girls find it a lot more romantic if you just fall asleep with them holding them with your arms rather than having a night of hot kinky sex. (mwahahahah emng otak lo doang yg kotor, gw mah kagak!)
34. Girls will never say I love you unless you say it first. But that doesn’t mean she doesn’t want to scream it from the top of her lungs.
35. Girls love confidence.
36. Girls don’t like rock-hard guys. They like to know that guys can have a sensitive side too.
37. There comes a time when girls have needs too. Enough said.
38. A girl will cry over you a lot more than you think.
39. A girl’s wounds can last awhile. And when I say awhile, I mean awhile.
40. Girls hate guys who smell bad.
41. When a girl cooks for you, you know you mean a lot to her.
42. Girls don’t like it when you think other women are hot and say it so.
43. Eyeliner is a girl’s essential product. Don’t ever try to take it away from her. (I don’t think so, i prefer my lip balm)
44. Girls hate it, absolutely HATE IT when guys don’t keep their promises. It throws them over the top. (read this darling, dont ever try to break ur promises)
45. Every girl fantasizes about her wedding. Her dress, her flowers, her shoes, her hair. More than you think. (thats why i sound so prepared when u came with it)
46. Girls hate it when other girls flirt. Yet they flirt themselves too. Ah, the beauty of irony. (maap yak, haha.)
47. Girls will save instant message conversations when they like a guy. (just like i did)
48. A phone call, a text message, or a single Hershey’s kisses will mean A LOT MORE than a bouquet of flowers and a box of chocolates on her birthday.
49. Every girl think she’s pretty in one way or another. They just won’t admit it.
50. Girls are VERY SELF-CONSCIOUS when it comes to their looks. No makeup is a very sensitive topic to them.
i wish u cud read this darling. theres so much things i just cant tell u myself. sometimes all i want is to see u doing those things i love, before i asked for it.
but still, i love u for who u are.
3 comments:
gyahahahaha.. gw ngakak baca ini giu. setujuh, harusnya rian juga baca ini! gyahahahaa...
pengen nangis bacanya gue gya...
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