30.10.09
28.10.09
just found this
it started when i read the article about the so-called alay queen. the article refered to http://natasyadenaya.tumblr.com/post/177421758 account. she translated the alay queen's notes. i got a good laugh at it. then i looked for another one. suddenly my eyes spotted this post, i read it, i found it really good, so i decided to repost this one. the title is 50 things most guys dont know about girls. then i found some missing parts so i decided to look for better version from http://www.asiafinest.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=80753&st=60
dont blame me for copying, i already mention the source. i dont make it myself. enjoy.
50 THINGS MOST GUYS DONT KNOW ABOUT GIRLS.
1. Girls hate it when guys say perverted things.
2. Girls like to be told that they’re beautiful, rather than hot, pretty, cute, or sexy. It just gives more meaning. (beautiful is beautiful. not cute. not hot either)
3. Girls love to feel special, even though they might not show it.
4. Girls talk about EVERYTHING with their girlfriends. So that means, you’re possibly 90% of their conversation. And believe me, trash talking takes up most of it, unless you’re a Greek god, which you’re not.
5. When girls are online, they want the guy to instant message them first, and they literally burn up inside when they’re not messaged. Of course, when they are messaged, they play it all cool and go “oh, hey” as if they just discovered your message.
8. Girls find it awfully attractive when guys wear just a white t-shirt and jeans and yet they happen to look awesome in it. (correction: white shirt makes them even hotter)
9. Remember. Sense of humor. GIRLS LOVE GUYS WHO CAN MAKE THEM LAUGH.
10. Girls hate guys with bad hygiene. So put on that deodorant and clip those nails!
12. Girls love it when a guy pulls them close by the waist. (correct! correct! waist, not ass!)
13. Girls go crazy when a guy smells good.
14. Girls hate cocky guys.
15. Usually, when a girl is sarcastically mean to you, it means they're attracted to you, but are afraid that they'll be showing too much.
16. A kiss on the hand with the right timing can be a real turn-on. (ooookay..)
17. Girls have a thing for guys who sport blazers with a destroyed tee underneath.
18. Girls have a thing for guys who have messy sex hair.
19. Some girls can think about their crushes for 18+ hours straight. No exaggeration.
20. When a guy says something really sentimental, girls will remember it forever.
21. The smallest gestures, the smallest stares, and the smallest statements could make a girl’s year. No joke. (yea)
22. Girls get embarassed easily, even if guys don’t know what the hell just happened.
23. Girls daydream about their crushes. Like getting married, going on dates, kissing, etc. They just don’t show it. (HAHAHAHAHA!)
24. Girls HATE players.
25. Guys who can sing are a major turn on.
26. Guitarists are sexy.
27. When a girl is upset and wants you to listen, she wants you to listen. Don’t give her advice unless she asks for it. (read this!)
28. When a girl is crying, she feels a lot safer if you pull her close and tell her that everything is going to be alright. (to be with u is something thats matter to me)
29. Girls love it when guys say their name. (major turn on!)
30. Girls don’t like short tempered guys. (mati aja lo!)
31. Sometimes girls just wish that guys would notice when they get a new haircut or if they’re wearing eyeliner.
32. When a girl calls you her loser or her dork, it usually means she's attracted to you.
33. Girls find it a lot more romantic if you just fall asleep with them holding them with your arms rather than having a night of hot kinky sex. (mwahahahah emng otak lo doang yg kotor, gw mah kagak!)
34. Girls will never say I love you unless you say it first. But that doesn’t mean she doesn’t want to scream it from the top of her lungs.
35. Girls love confidence.
36. Girls don’t like rock-hard guys. They like to know that guys can have a sensitive side too.
37. There comes a time when girls have needs too. Enough said.
38. A girl will cry over you a lot more than you think.
39. A girl’s wounds can last awhile. And when I say awhile, I mean awhile.
40. Girls hate guys who smell bad.
41. When a girl cooks for you, you know you mean a lot to her.
42. Girls don’t like it when you think other women are hot and say it so.
43. Eyeliner is a girl’s essential product. Don’t ever try to take it away from her. (I don’t think so, i prefer my lip balm)
44. Girls hate it, absolutely HATE IT when guys don’t keep their promises. It throws them over the top. (read this darling, dont ever try to break ur promises)
45. Every girl fantasizes about her wedding. Her dress, her flowers, her shoes, her hair. More than you think. (thats why i sound so prepared when u came with it)
46. Girls hate it when other girls flirt. Yet they flirt themselves too. Ah, the beauty of irony. (maap yak, haha.)
47. Girls will save instant message conversations when they like a guy. (just like i did)
48. A phone call, a text message, or a single Hershey’s kisses will mean A LOT MORE than a bouquet of flowers and a box of chocolates on her birthday.
49. Every girl think she’s pretty in one way or another. They just won’t admit it.
50. Girls are VERY SELF-CONSCIOUS when it comes to their looks. No makeup is a very sensitive topic to them.
i wish u cud read this darling. theres so much things i just cant tell u myself. sometimes all i want is to see u doing those things i love, before i asked for it.
but still, i love u for who u are.
dont blame me for copying, i already mention the source. i dont make it myself. enjoy.
50 THINGS MOST GUYS DONT KNOW ABOUT GIRLS.
1. Girls hate it when guys say perverted things.
2. Girls like to be told that they’re beautiful, rather than hot, pretty, cute, or sexy. It just gives more meaning. (beautiful is beautiful. not cute. not hot either)
3. Girls love to feel special, even though they might not show it.
4. Girls talk about EVERYTHING with their girlfriends. So that means, you’re possibly 90% of their conversation. And believe me, trash talking takes up most of it, unless you’re a Greek god, which you’re not.
5. When girls are online, they want the guy to instant message them first, and they literally burn up inside when they’re not messaged. Of course, when they are messaged, they play it all cool and go “oh, hey” as if they just discovered your message.
8. Girls find it awfully attractive when guys wear just a white t-shirt and jeans and yet they happen to look awesome in it. (correction: white shirt makes them even hotter)
9. Remember. Sense of humor. GIRLS LOVE GUYS WHO CAN MAKE THEM LAUGH.
10. Girls hate guys with bad hygiene. So put on that deodorant and clip those nails!
12. Girls love it when a guy pulls them close by the waist. (correct! correct! waist, not ass!)
13. Girls go crazy when a guy smells good.
14. Girls hate cocky guys.
15. Usually, when a girl is sarcastically mean to you, it means they're attracted to you, but are afraid that they'll be showing too much.
16. A kiss on the hand with the right timing can be a real turn-on. (ooookay..)
17. Girls have a thing for guys who sport blazers with a destroyed tee underneath.
18. Girls have a thing for guys who have messy sex hair.
19. Some girls can think about their crushes for 18+ hours straight. No exaggeration.
20. When a guy says something really sentimental, girls will remember it forever.
21. The smallest gestures, the smallest stares, and the smallest statements could make a girl’s year. No joke. (yea)
22. Girls get embarassed easily, even if guys don’t know what the hell just happened.
23. Girls daydream about their crushes. Like getting married, going on dates, kissing, etc. They just don’t show it. (HAHAHAHAHA!)
24. Girls HATE players.
25. Guys who can sing are a major turn on.
26. Guitarists are sexy.
27. When a girl is upset and wants you to listen, she wants you to listen. Don’t give her advice unless she asks for it. (read this!)
28. When a girl is crying, she feels a lot safer if you pull her close and tell her that everything is going to be alright. (to be with u is something thats matter to me)
29. Girls love it when guys say their name. (major turn on!)
30. Girls don’t like short tempered guys. (mati aja lo!)
31. Sometimes girls just wish that guys would notice when they get a new haircut or if they’re wearing eyeliner.
32. When a girl calls you her loser or her dork, it usually means she's attracted to you.
33. Girls find it a lot more romantic if you just fall asleep with them holding them with your arms rather than having a night of hot kinky sex. (mwahahahah emng otak lo doang yg kotor, gw mah kagak!)
34. Girls will never say I love you unless you say it first. But that doesn’t mean she doesn’t want to scream it from the top of her lungs.
35. Girls love confidence.
36. Girls don’t like rock-hard guys. They like to know that guys can have a sensitive side too.
37. There comes a time when girls have needs too. Enough said.
38. A girl will cry over you a lot more than you think.
39. A girl’s wounds can last awhile. And when I say awhile, I mean awhile.
40. Girls hate guys who smell bad.
41. When a girl cooks for you, you know you mean a lot to her.
42. Girls don’t like it when you think other women are hot and say it so.
43. Eyeliner is a girl’s essential product. Don’t ever try to take it away from her. (I don’t think so, i prefer my lip balm)
44. Girls hate it, absolutely HATE IT when guys don’t keep their promises. It throws them over the top. (read this darling, dont ever try to break ur promises)
45. Every girl fantasizes about her wedding. Her dress, her flowers, her shoes, her hair. More than you think. (thats why i sound so prepared when u came with it)
46. Girls hate it when other girls flirt. Yet they flirt themselves too. Ah, the beauty of irony. (maap yak, haha.)
47. Girls will save instant message conversations when they like a guy. (just like i did)
48. A phone call, a text message, or a single Hershey’s kisses will mean A LOT MORE than a bouquet of flowers and a box of chocolates on her birthday.
49. Every girl think she’s pretty in one way or another. They just won’t admit it.
50. Girls are VERY SELF-CONSCIOUS when it comes to their looks. No makeup is a very sensitive topic to them.
i wish u cud read this darling. theres so much things i just cant tell u myself. sometimes all i want is to see u doing those things i love, before i asked for it.
but still, i love u for who u are.
27.10.09
genghis khan
"the greatest joy is to conquer one's enemies, to pursue them, to seize their property, to see their families in tears, to ride their horses, and to possess their daughters and wives."
26.10.09
25.10.09
saturday:runaway
yesterday was saturday. as usual, satuday means boring to me. boo-ringg. i really mean it. i hate saturday sometimes. unless i hav some passions to do my oh-so-beautiful baths. i dont know, having no boyfriend near sounds perfect for a gloomy saturday night.
everybody would be sooooo busy on their saturday night. girls are going out with their boyfriends, guys are making out with their girlfriends, sisters are having dinner with their families, brothers are playing with their sisters, granpas are having a walk with granmas, workers are having a day off with their wives, and so on.
movies, restaurants, parks, popcorns, bars, cafes, sofas, dresses, and roses are stuffs that related to saturday. saturday night. romantic saturday night. perfect romantic saturday night.
and me?
havin been stayin here for three years n a half has never made me feel the passion of saturday. saturday is just equal with any other day. coz im not a school girl anymore. like, weekdays equal going to school, and the rest is my free time. im a college girl, i have lots of free time between my classes. i dont wait for saturday anymore. moreover, my boyfriends not here. i only feel the passion of saturday when im home. my boyfriend has his day-off on saturday so we could have a moment together.
jogjakarta.
i live alone, no boyfriend near me.
just friends near.
saturday = alone again.
but not yesterday.
cewe2 dateng krumah. titu sm tipip dateng duluan bawa makanan juga. huhu i love piscok so mucho! makan, makan, makan. trs akirnya kta memutuskan buat memulai acara, bikin jeli. hoh dasar tiara, dia mau pacaran dulu, tilpun2an. jadilah yang bikin jeli cuman gw sm tipip. untung cpet. abis bikin jeli, gw balik ke kamar, ngobrol dan maenan looklet nyari baju bagus, hahahahah. oia dan ada rencana scarf yang harus dijalankan. sip ah. titu masih telf.
slsai titu telf, kta ngobrol lagi, gossiping! dan nyari sleeping dictionary. trs mulai ngunyah2 jeli. blm kenyang, tipip ngajak makan siang. ajegile tu bocah. gw makan ayam gule, si titu cuman makan ikan, dan tipip makan iso! ebuseeeet ah, makannya gawat, gw si ga mo makan banyak2 krn nanti pas pur dateng kan makan lagi. eia dan tipip masi ngajak beli kueh loh waktu tukang kue putu lewat. hahahaha.
pur dataaangg!!! dia sudah bawa makaroni dan mulailah kta memasak. cuman sup krim dan makaroni tapi jadinya kayak makaroni pake saus krim, hahaha. dan ada kebodohan terjadi krn gw meleng ngudek supnya, jadi tumpah! asem, treak2 lah gw hahahaha. tapi masih enak kok hyeyeyeye. trs kta makan yang enak itu sambil ngobrol. tiba2 tercetuslah titu mau beli tas. ahahahaahahahahah lalu dengan sakit jiwanya kta memutuskan untuk ganti baju dan meluncur ke amplas nemenin titu!
hyeh disini lah terjadinya berbagai kehebohan yang seperti biasa akan muncul kalo kta ngumpul. tipip tu blm lancar parkir mobilnya, jadi rada2 macet gtu lah kalo urusan parkir. pas kta mau berangkat, dia ribet banget mau keluar dari parkiran depan rumah gw. pur tu udah panik banget krn nyaris nabrak. gw sm titu di blkg juga ga kalah deg2annya nonton tipip nyetir. aaakkh. mana suara knalpot mobilnya tipip kan gedeeeee banget jadinya tu heboh aja loh. tp untung pada akirnya berhasil keluar dan kta meluncur ke amplas.
kehebohan nomer dua.
parkiran amplas bgitu penuh krn malam minggu. jadi kta nyari parkir ampe keatas2. dan tipip tu takut banget tanjakan. untung slamet. sampe akirnya kta dapet parkir di lantai sblm yg paling atas. dan ini aneh. pas nungguin tu mobil lagi keluar, telat banget dah, si pur nawarin tipip dia mau belajar parkir ato enggak, mumpung ada dia di dlm mobil bsa ngarahin jd tipip ga usah bergantung sama tukang parkir. dan lo tau ap? tipip mikirnya lama bangeeeeet. ujung2nya dia bilang, "aku ga mau belajar." dan langsung turun mobil. TURUN MOBIL. dan pur juga turun. jadi mereka TUKERAN SEAT sambil lari2 agak aneh gtu. syit mameeennnnnn. telat banget tukerannya dan muka mereka tu parah banget. bukannya tukeran daritadi dan tukeran di dalem, mreka malah keluar mobil. aaaaaaaakkkkkhhhh gw sama titu udah geleng2 kepala aja. dan mas tukang parkirnya ketawa juga. YAIYALAH. syit trs pas mereka udah masuk lagi, baru deh kta ktawa2. hahahahha sampah banget sumpah.
slamet di parkiran. kta masuk nyari tas titu. pada akirnya ga ktemu, kta nemenin pur beli overknee. pas dia udah slese milih2 dan mau bayar, kta tinggal dia ke bagian bra. trs tiba2 dia nelf gw, ya gw dengan santainya ngomong:
gw: "kami di bagian bra pur, lo langsung ksini aja,"
pur: "bukan, bukan,"
gw: "hah bukan apanya?"
pur: "LO KE KASA 3 DONG BURUAN, DUIT GW KURANG 10 RIBU!"
mameeeenn. asek ya bocah. duit kurang, ahahaha anjrot manggil gwnya pas duitnya kurang. bukannya pas ada cowo ganteng gtu.
abis itu kta keliling2 ga jelas aja. oiyeh ktemu andre songong ga mo nyapa. pantesan tu si bunga ngeliatin gw sambil senyum2. asem.
baliknya kta slamet, sambil ktawa2 krn tipip berhasil muter balik langsung. hahahahah kta bersorak sorai bergembira gtu pas berhasil. dan di rmh gw akirnya dia berhasil muter juga dengan selamet walopun sempet nyaris nabrak lagi, hahaha najis.
yah at least gw punya saturday night yang seru. banyak ketawa dan kta berhasil melancong, hahaha. thanks for the energy girls, cant wait for another! muach muach i love you girls, xoxo
everybody would be sooooo busy on their saturday night. girls are going out with their boyfriends, guys are making out with their girlfriends, sisters are having dinner with their families, brothers are playing with their sisters, granpas are having a walk with granmas, workers are having a day off with their wives, and so on.
movies, restaurants, parks, popcorns, bars, cafes, sofas, dresses, and roses are stuffs that related to saturday. saturday night. romantic saturday night. perfect romantic saturday night.
and me?
havin been stayin here for three years n a half has never made me feel the passion of saturday. saturday is just equal with any other day. coz im not a school girl anymore. like, weekdays equal going to school, and the rest is my free time. im a college girl, i have lots of free time between my classes. i dont wait for saturday anymore. moreover, my boyfriends not here. i only feel the passion of saturday when im home. my boyfriend has his day-off on saturday so we could have a moment together.
jogjakarta.
i live alone, no boyfriend near me.
just friends near.
saturday = alone again.
but not yesterday.
cewe2 dateng krumah. titu sm tipip dateng duluan bawa makanan juga. huhu i love piscok so mucho! makan, makan, makan. trs akirnya kta memutuskan buat memulai acara, bikin jeli. hoh dasar tiara, dia mau pacaran dulu, tilpun2an. jadilah yang bikin jeli cuman gw sm tipip. untung cpet. abis bikin jeli, gw balik ke kamar, ngobrol dan maenan looklet nyari baju bagus, hahahahah. oia dan ada rencana scarf yang harus dijalankan. sip ah. titu masih telf.
slsai titu telf, kta ngobrol lagi, gossiping! dan nyari sleeping dictionary. trs mulai ngunyah2 jeli. blm kenyang, tipip ngajak makan siang. ajegile tu bocah. gw makan ayam gule, si titu cuman makan ikan, dan tipip makan iso! ebuseeeet ah, makannya gawat, gw si ga mo makan banyak2 krn nanti pas pur dateng kan makan lagi. eia dan tipip masi ngajak beli kueh loh waktu tukang kue putu lewat. hahahaha.
pur dataaangg!!! dia sudah bawa makaroni dan mulailah kta memasak. cuman sup krim dan makaroni tapi jadinya kayak makaroni pake saus krim, hahaha. dan ada kebodohan terjadi krn gw meleng ngudek supnya, jadi tumpah! asem, treak2 lah gw hahahaha. tapi masih enak kok hyeyeyeye. trs kta makan yang enak itu sambil ngobrol. tiba2 tercetuslah titu mau beli tas. ahahahaahahahahah lalu dengan sakit jiwanya kta memutuskan untuk ganti baju dan meluncur ke amplas nemenin titu!
hyeh disini lah terjadinya berbagai kehebohan yang seperti biasa akan muncul kalo kta ngumpul. tipip tu blm lancar parkir mobilnya, jadi rada2 macet gtu lah kalo urusan parkir. pas kta mau berangkat, dia ribet banget mau keluar dari parkiran depan rumah gw. pur tu udah panik banget krn nyaris nabrak. gw sm titu di blkg juga ga kalah deg2annya nonton tipip nyetir. aaakkh. mana suara knalpot mobilnya tipip kan gedeeeee banget jadinya tu heboh aja loh. tp untung pada akirnya berhasil keluar dan kta meluncur ke amplas.
kehebohan nomer dua.
parkiran amplas bgitu penuh krn malam minggu. jadi kta nyari parkir ampe keatas2. dan tipip tu takut banget tanjakan. untung slamet. sampe akirnya kta dapet parkir di lantai sblm yg paling atas. dan ini aneh. pas nungguin tu mobil lagi keluar, telat banget dah, si pur nawarin tipip dia mau belajar parkir ato enggak, mumpung ada dia di dlm mobil bsa ngarahin jd tipip ga usah bergantung sama tukang parkir. dan lo tau ap? tipip mikirnya lama bangeeeeet. ujung2nya dia bilang, "aku ga mau belajar." dan langsung turun mobil. TURUN MOBIL. dan pur juga turun. jadi mereka TUKERAN SEAT sambil lari2 agak aneh gtu. syit mameeennnnnn. telat banget tukerannya dan muka mereka tu parah banget. bukannya tukeran daritadi dan tukeran di dalem, mreka malah keluar mobil. aaaaaaaakkkkkhhhh gw sama titu udah geleng2 kepala aja. dan mas tukang parkirnya ketawa juga. YAIYALAH. syit trs pas mereka udah masuk lagi, baru deh kta ktawa2. hahahahha sampah banget sumpah.
slamet di parkiran. kta masuk nyari tas titu. pada akirnya ga ktemu, kta nemenin pur beli overknee. pas dia udah slese milih2 dan mau bayar, kta tinggal dia ke bagian bra. trs tiba2 dia nelf gw, ya gw dengan santainya ngomong:
gw: "kami di bagian bra pur, lo langsung ksini aja,"
pur: "bukan, bukan,"
gw: "hah bukan apanya?"
pur: "LO KE KASA 3 DONG BURUAN, DUIT GW KURANG 10 RIBU!"
mameeeenn. asek ya bocah. duit kurang, ahahaha anjrot manggil gwnya pas duitnya kurang. bukannya pas ada cowo ganteng gtu.
abis itu kta keliling2 ga jelas aja. oiyeh ktemu andre songong ga mo nyapa. pantesan tu si bunga ngeliatin gw sambil senyum2. asem.
baliknya kta slamet, sambil ktawa2 krn tipip berhasil muter balik langsung. hahahahah kta bersorak sorai bergembira gtu pas berhasil. dan di rmh gw akirnya dia berhasil muter juga dengan selamet walopun sempet nyaris nabrak lagi, hahaha najis.
yah at least gw punya saturday night yang seru. banyak ketawa dan kta berhasil melancong, hahaha. thanks for the energy girls, cant wait for another! muach muach i love you girls, xoxo
22.10.09
melancong sama titu
kmrn gw pergi melancong sama titu. panas2 bgtu, gw cabut ke malioboro. mo beli duit buat mahar abangnya titu yg mo kawin tgl 1 ntar.
nyampe di malioboro, gw langsung nyari tujuan utama yaitu duit. di samping beringharjo emang banyak yang jualan duit. barengan sama jualan emas, barang antik,sm kacamata. bgtu nyampe gw langsung nemuin tukang duit itu, ibu2. bbeehh dagangannya pepak. banyak banget duit kuno macem2. dari yang jelek2 ampe yang cakep2. duit yang kta cari kmrn adalah duit 1 perak buat bikin 9 nya 2009. dia nawarin koin. awalnya gw kira tar koinnya tu yang logam2 gtu cakep. tnyata biasa banget, kayak duit 100 perak jaman skrg. aneh ah. kan judulnya duit kuno, taun 1970an gtu. moso duitnya kayak duit jaman skrg? cakep sih, dia masih berkilauan. cuman ga fangki aja kalo bentukannya kayak gtu.
lalu kami request duit kertas. tnyata yang kertas lebih fangki. ukurannya kecil, tp masih bagus banget. dibungkus plastik gtu. dan ada 2 macem, satu warna biru satu lagi warna ijo. titu pilihnya yang warna ijo. oia harganya mahal mamen. yang koin dia minta 6ribu, dan cuman bsa dtawar ampe 5ribu. dan yang kertas lbh mahal lagi. 15 ribu buat yang warna ijo dan yang biru 20ribu. ajegile. untungnya abis itu coba2 dtawar lagi, jadilah dapetnya 100ribu buat 9 lembar.
udah kelar beli duit, abis itu titu ngajakin ke mirota batik buat nyari suvenir buat pager ayu sm pager bagusnya. kata si babe titu dsuru beli syal buat yang pager ayu, tapi kaga boleh mahal2 noh belinya. jadilah gw sm titu ngubek2 rak yang segede gaban tu buat nyari syal yang bagus. adudududududu bagus2 banget mamen...gw pengen....tapi mahal, moso gocap? ya bagus sih, soale katanya kan sutra gtu. aaaaa akirnya gw sm titu cuman bsa ngliatin pengen sm poto2 dikit. akh bsok kalo gw mo cabut dari jokja gw mo borong ah
lalu buat yang pager bagus, si babe suru beli kaos. yaaah kaosnya mahal2, dan gw gatau ukurannya. abis berdebat, dsetujuilah si babe suru beliin gantungan kunci kulit. oke fine. tadinya gw ngusulin beli kartu 1 deck, cakep gtu gambarnya wayang. la daripada gantungan kunci? kan cakepan kartu. hahaha.
slese beli2, gw sm titu liat2 dsono. ajegile, ada banyak banget yang aneh2. gw nemu dild* gtuuh. dan kondo*. dan barang2 aneh lainnya. termasuk gantungan kunci bentuknya titi*. syit men. makin aneh aja tu toko. oh dan postcard gambarnya yg punya mirota batik pake baju suster gereja. ada 2 versi, yang satu dia lagi berdoa, dan yang satunya lagi....dia lagi duduk di kursi, kakinya naek dan roknya turun smp paha. dan dia pake heels. syit men, ganggu mata banget.
abis itu titu ngajak gw makan. diatas, kan ada restonya. dia ngajakin makan mulu, yadah lah ayo, cuman gw blm laper. dan tlanjur drumah gw ada makanan. yaud gw nemenin titu makan aja sambil minum jus mangga. haha gw ngidam mangga. dan ngidam jus. pas di beringharjo tadi gw liat orang jualan jus...jus mangga, jus alpukat, jus jambu.......aduh asik. makanya gw pesen jus mangga aja. oke, lalu minum2 dan makan2 lah kami sambil gosip. ahahaha tnyata titu mo nraktir gw gara2 gw mau nemenin dia nyari2 barang itu. yaelah tiii pantesan ajaa, gw dsuru milih makanan muluuu. suru pesen ini lah itulah hahaha. nyante kali ti, gw mah doyan diajak maen kayak gtu..
selama dsono, kami memperhatikan lingkungan sekitar. syit mamen, pelayannya yang cowo pake baju kaos item ketat, rambutnya jigrik2, pake rante2...metros gtu deh. tapi yaaa itu, ada juga yang tangannya kriting. dan yang cw, pake rok sebatas pantat persis, pake stoking item, dandanannya medok gtu, kinky abis. cuman yg cowo2 tu mukanya lumayan dan yang cw mukanya biasaaaa banget dan gendut. pikiran jahat gw: biar cowo2nya keliatan lebih menonjol. ini mah ga jauh2 dari raminten. syit.
aduh aduh aduh. ya bgtu deeeh, slese makan gw langsung turun bayar blanjaan trs caw deh. ga lama2 kok kta dsitu. tapi lumayan laah buat iseng killing time nunggu kumpul bocah sm mengisi hari rabu libur gw.. ti, bsk2 main lagi yok!
nyampe di malioboro, gw langsung nyari tujuan utama yaitu duit. di samping beringharjo emang banyak yang jualan duit. barengan sama jualan emas, barang antik,sm kacamata. bgtu nyampe gw langsung nemuin tukang duit itu, ibu2. bbeehh dagangannya pepak. banyak banget duit kuno macem2. dari yang jelek2 ampe yang cakep2. duit yang kta cari kmrn adalah duit 1 perak buat bikin 9 nya 2009. dia nawarin koin. awalnya gw kira tar koinnya tu yang logam2 gtu cakep. tnyata biasa banget, kayak duit 100 perak jaman skrg. aneh ah. kan judulnya duit kuno, taun 1970an gtu. moso duitnya kayak duit jaman skrg? cakep sih, dia masih berkilauan. cuman ga fangki aja kalo bentukannya kayak gtu.
lalu kami request duit kertas. tnyata yang kertas lebih fangki. ukurannya kecil, tp masih bagus banget. dibungkus plastik gtu. dan ada 2 macem, satu warna biru satu lagi warna ijo. titu pilihnya yang warna ijo. oia harganya mahal mamen. yang koin dia minta 6ribu, dan cuman bsa dtawar ampe 5ribu. dan yang kertas lbh mahal lagi. 15 ribu buat yang warna ijo dan yang biru 20ribu. ajegile. untungnya abis itu coba2 dtawar lagi, jadilah dapetnya 100ribu buat 9 lembar.
udah kelar beli duit, abis itu titu ngajakin ke mirota batik buat nyari suvenir buat pager ayu sm pager bagusnya. kata si babe titu dsuru beli syal buat yang pager ayu, tapi kaga boleh mahal2 noh belinya. jadilah gw sm titu ngubek2 rak yang segede gaban tu buat nyari syal yang bagus. adudududududu bagus2 banget mamen...gw pengen....tapi mahal, moso gocap? ya bagus sih, soale katanya kan sutra gtu. aaaaa akirnya gw sm titu cuman bsa ngliatin pengen sm poto2 dikit. akh bsok kalo gw mo cabut dari jokja gw mo borong ah
lalu buat yang pager bagus, si babe suru beli kaos. yaaah kaosnya mahal2, dan gw gatau ukurannya. abis berdebat, dsetujuilah si babe suru beliin gantungan kunci kulit. oke fine. tadinya gw ngusulin beli kartu 1 deck, cakep gtu gambarnya wayang. la daripada gantungan kunci? kan cakepan kartu. hahaha.
slese beli2, gw sm titu liat2 dsono. ajegile, ada banyak banget yang aneh2. gw nemu dild* gtuuh. dan kondo*. dan barang2 aneh lainnya. termasuk gantungan kunci bentuknya titi*. syit men. makin aneh aja tu toko. oh dan postcard gambarnya yg punya mirota batik pake baju suster gereja. ada 2 versi, yang satu dia lagi berdoa, dan yang satunya lagi....dia lagi duduk di kursi, kakinya naek dan roknya turun smp paha. dan dia pake heels. syit men, ganggu mata banget.
abis itu titu ngajak gw makan. diatas, kan ada restonya. dia ngajakin makan mulu, yadah lah ayo, cuman gw blm laper. dan tlanjur drumah gw ada makanan. yaud gw nemenin titu makan aja sambil minum jus mangga. haha gw ngidam mangga. dan ngidam jus. pas di beringharjo tadi gw liat orang jualan jus...jus mangga, jus alpukat, jus jambu.......aduh asik. makanya gw pesen jus mangga aja. oke, lalu minum2 dan makan2 lah kami sambil gosip. ahahaha tnyata titu mo nraktir gw gara2 gw mau nemenin dia nyari2 barang itu. yaelah tiii pantesan ajaa, gw dsuru milih makanan muluuu. suru pesen ini lah itulah hahaha. nyante kali ti, gw mah doyan diajak maen kayak gtu..
selama dsono, kami memperhatikan lingkungan sekitar. syit mamen, pelayannya yang cowo pake baju kaos item ketat, rambutnya jigrik2, pake rante2...metros gtu deh. tapi yaaa itu, ada juga yang tangannya kriting. dan yang cw, pake rok sebatas pantat persis, pake stoking item, dandanannya medok gtu, kinky abis. cuman yg cowo2 tu mukanya lumayan dan yang cw mukanya biasaaaa banget dan gendut. pikiran jahat gw: biar cowo2nya keliatan lebih menonjol. ini mah ga jauh2 dari raminten. syit.
aduh aduh aduh. ya bgtu deeeh, slese makan gw langsung turun bayar blanjaan trs caw deh. ga lama2 kok kta dsitu. tapi lumayan laah buat iseng killing time nunggu kumpul bocah sm mengisi hari rabu libur gw.. ti, bsk2 main lagi yok!
15.10.09
nyink.
ish emosi ah
ni ya, ngajak ngomong serius, udh gw jabanin baek2, smp emosi jiwa gara2 xl putus2 mulu, eeeeeehhh gampang banget ngudahinnya. mangki. tu udh gw jabanin pulsa gw kesedot smp sakit jiwa gara2 mati tiap brp detik loh ya. udh gw jabanin juga langsung ganti baju trs pergi beli pulsa keluar. trs nungguin sambil gondok gr2 dsuru nunggu. trs udh ditungguin dgn deg2an, emosi jiwa memuncak, waktu pada akirnya datang sms, bunyinya adalah:
SAYANG AKU NGANTUK BANGET NIH. MAU TDUR DULUAN YAH.
gila.
iyasih tadi awal2 dia udh bilang kalo ngantuk, cuman ktnya blm mau tdur, n for gods sake, tadi itu masih jam7 mamen!
akirnya dia setuju buat pending waktu tidurnya. abis itu ngajak gw ngomong serius. nah itu dia. itu yg bikin gw emosi kayak tadi. gw pikir udh ilang tu napsu tidurnya. lalu kejadian keji itu baru dimulai ketika pulsanya dia abis ditengah2 telfon gw. syit. gini nih orang kalo ga pernah ngecek pulsa. dan apa daya rmh dia susah pulsa kalo malem2 gini.jadilah gw dengan santai nelfon balik dia krn pede dahsyat dengan jumlah pulsa gw. toh kalo pulsa gw abis, gw tinggal jalan dikit ke ujung gang beli pulsa. duit si sekarat, tp ada lah dikit buat beli pulsa.
dan monyong.
setelah telf pertama gw, xl membunuh koneksi percintaan gw setiap 1 menit, bahkan kurang dari 1 menit, KURANG. i really mean it, 12 detik aja loh. dan si pacar sdh nanya, "itu pulsa kamu kesedot ga tuh mati2 terus telfnya?". dan ternyata emng pulsa gw kesedot ampe tinggal seribu. jadi setiap gw nelf yang ga sampe 30 detik itu, dia motong pulsa gw juga. mangkiy.
akh dan pada akhirnya, apa daya tangan tak sampai. pacar ngantuk. abis seharian kerja. moso gw mo ngelarang? ga mungkin laaaah. lemes gw men. akirnya ya gw jawap seret aja.
"yaudah tidur gih"
lalu dibales lah agak panjang sm dia. pake ngabsen2 dulu. gw kesel. jadi gw seretin lagi.
"ya"
gatau deh dia nyadar ato ga. keknya si enggak. biasanya juga enggak. apalagi kalo ngantuk. kalah lah gw sm kasur!
akkkhh jadilah skrg, jam 9 malem, gw kering. sendirian. ditinggal tdur.
untung msh pacar. kalo laki gw, ampe dia kaga nyadar-an kayak gtu, kaga gw kasi jatah!
ni ya, ngajak ngomong serius, udh gw jabanin baek2, smp emosi jiwa gara2 xl putus2 mulu, eeeeeehhh gampang banget ngudahinnya. mangki. tu udh gw jabanin pulsa gw kesedot smp sakit jiwa gara2 mati tiap brp detik loh ya. udh gw jabanin juga langsung ganti baju trs pergi beli pulsa keluar. trs nungguin sambil gondok gr2 dsuru nunggu. trs udh ditungguin dgn deg2an, emosi jiwa memuncak, waktu pada akirnya datang sms, bunyinya adalah:
SAYANG AKU NGANTUK BANGET NIH. MAU TDUR DULUAN YAH.
gila.
iyasih tadi awal2 dia udh bilang kalo ngantuk, cuman ktnya blm mau tdur, n for gods sake, tadi itu masih jam7 mamen!
akirnya dia setuju buat pending waktu tidurnya. abis itu ngajak gw ngomong serius. nah itu dia. itu yg bikin gw emosi kayak tadi. gw pikir udh ilang tu napsu tidurnya. lalu kejadian keji itu baru dimulai ketika pulsanya dia abis ditengah2 telfon gw. syit. gini nih orang kalo ga pernah ngecek pulsa. dan apa daya rmh dia susah pulsa kalo malem2 gini.jadilah gw dengan santai nelfon balik dia krn pede dahsyat dengan jumlah pulsa gw. toh kalo pulsa gw abis, gw tinggal jalan dikit ke ujung gang beli pulsa. duit si sekarat, tp ada lah dikit buat beli pulsa.
dan monyong.
setelah telf pertama gw, xl membunuh koneksi percintaan gw setiap 1 menit, bahkan kurang dari 1 menit, KURANG. i really mean it, 12 detik aja loh. dan si pacar sdh nanya, "itu pulsa kamu kesedot ga tuh mati2 terus telfnya?". dan ternyata emng pulsa gw kesedot ampe tinggal seribu. jadi setiap gw nelf yang ga sampe 30 detik itu, dia motong pulsa gw juga. mangkiy.
akh dan pada akhirnya, apa daya tangan tak sampai. pacar ngantuk. abis seharian kerja. moso gw mo ngelarang? ga mungkin laaaah. lemes gw men. akirnya ya gw jawap seret aja.
"yaudah tidur gih"
lalu dibales lah agak panjang sm dia. pake ngabsen2 dulu. gw kesel. jadi gw seretin lagi.
"ya"
gatau deh dia nyadar ato ga. keknya si enggak. biasanya juga enggak. apalagi kalo ngantuk. kalah lah gw sm kasur!
akkkhh jadilah skrg, jam 9 malem, gw kering. sendirian. ditinggal tdur.
untung msh pacar. kalo laki gw, ampe dia kaga nyadar-an kayak gtu, kaga gw kasi jatah!
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